Humor and other
important things

Words of
Wisdom

The Two Most
Important Rules
of Life

Life in the
1500's!

Origins of Well
Known Sayings

The Truth About
Men and
Women

How to Shower
Like a Woman

Murphy's Laws

More Murphy's
Laws

Murphy's Laws
On Sex

Murphy's Laws
of Land
Warfare

Test Your
Logic Skills

The Ant and the
Grasshopper

Idiots

Life's Little
Annoyances

One Liners

Before and
After

Thoughts of
George Carlin

Safe Parking

More Humor

Geography
Lesson

What's a Snafu?
The saying was originated by a couple of Army Signal Men. It became the enlisted men's recognized state of the military at the time, "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up!"

Snafu is now used to indicate any foul up.

                       The Geography Of A Woman

 
· Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

 
· Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone with cash.

 
· Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
 
· Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 
· Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
 
· Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.
 
· Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

 
· After 70, she becomes Tibet,
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

 
 
 
**The Geography Of A Man

 
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.