Humor and other
important things

Words of
Wisdom

The Two Most
Important Rules
of Life

Life in the
1500's!

Origins of Well
Known Sayings

The Truth About
Men and
Women

How to Shower
Like a Woman

Murphy's Laws

More Murphy's
Laws

Murphy's Laws
On Sex

Murphy's Laws
of Land
Warfare

Test Your
Logic Skills

The Ant and the
Grasshopper

Idiots

Life's Little
Annoyances

One Liners

Before and
After

Thoughts of
George Carlin

Safe Parking

More Humor

Geography
Lesson

What's a Snafu?
The saying was originated by a couple of Army Signal Men. It became the enlisted men's recognized state of the military at the time, "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up!"

Snafu is now used to indicate any foul up.

These are pretty easy - once you know the answers. Just remember to use simple logic.

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with Loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years - Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 10
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of
this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
throw it away?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

This is an unusual paragraph. How quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!


Three elderly ladies are excited about their first World Series baseball game. They smuggled a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the game. The game is very exciting and they are enjoying themselves drinking Jack Daniel's mixed with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle of Jack Daniel's is almost gone and the game still has many innings to go but they're feeling so good they don't really care.

Using the clues given, what inning is the game in and what is the status of the game?